THE RADIOACTIVE CHICKEN HEADS: Music
I Eat Kids
Barry Louis Polisar, has been my favorite songwriter since I was a baby carrot, listening to his brilliantly offbeat children's records. The original song, Barry's response to people concerned about the nutrition of a vegetarian diet, comes from the 1975 album, "I Eat Kids and other songs for Rebellious Children" We took his anthem about not eating chickens and cows and cow-punked it up for this recording.
WELL, I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT COWS LOOKED PRETTIER IN A FIELD
THAN ON MY PLATE AT SUPPER BEING SERVED AS A MEAL
AND I NEVER DID LIKE HAMBURGERS, I NEVER DID LIKE STEAK
I PREFER CHICKENS CACKLING INSTEAD OF FRIED, COOKED, OR BAKED
WELL, I STOPPED EATING ANIMALS AND I'M GLAD I FINALLY DID
BUT I GET MY PROTEIN 'CAUSE I EAT KIDS
WELL, IT USED TO BE A PROBLEM JUST EATING RICE AND BEANS
AND I THINK YOU PROBABLY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN
AND I NEVER REALLY KNEW IF I WAS EATING ALL I SHOULD
BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM KNOW AND IT FEELS PRETTY GOOD
WELL, I STOPPED EATING ANIMALS AND I'M GLAD I FINALLY DID
BUT I GET MY PROTEIN 'CAUSE I EAT KIDS
SO IT'S GOODBYE LIVER, GOODBYE ROAST BEEF
HELLO TOMMY, MICHAEL AND DENISE
I DON'T EAT CHICKENS AND I DON'T EAT COWS
I DON'T EAT ANIMALS, I EAT CHILDREN NOW
WELL, I STOPPED EATING ANIMALS AND I'M GLAD I FINALLY DID
BUT I GET MY PROTEIN 'CAUSE I EAT......
KIDS, KIDS, (chomping sounds) KIDS